You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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