you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
its not stalking. its research.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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