Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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