im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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