I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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