Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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