i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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