dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
4 words: hood of his car
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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