so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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