is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?