sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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