I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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