I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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