Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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