I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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