How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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