this beer tastes like vomit already
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
