Sry I called you an 8
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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