mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm jealous of your bromance
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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