I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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