One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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