Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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