So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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