i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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