Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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