Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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