idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
