I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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