Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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