yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
