A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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