I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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