Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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