Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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