i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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