Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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