Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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