I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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