Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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