Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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