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He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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dude, he's deaf.

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(417): He has such a weird drunk-voice. (1-417): dude, he's deaf. http://tfl.nu/4u2p

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(407): View more from Florida

Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."

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(407): Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything." http://tfl.nu/1ue8

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.

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(484): You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy. http://tfl.nu/h40g

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(269): View more from Michigan

I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

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Who said I want to share with you?

(269): View more from Michigan

You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.

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(269): I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you. (616): Who said I want to share with you? (269): You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book. http://tfl.nu/trh2

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(303): View more from Colorado

that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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(303): that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall http://tfl.nu/ckaq

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(904): View more from Florida

it's circumsized.

(954): View more from Florida

I think this conversation is over.

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(904): it's circumsized. (954): I think this conversation is over. http://tfl.nu/jc3y

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(210): View more from Texas

I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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(210): I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low. http://tfl.nu/u768

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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(201): I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american http://tfl.nu/02ni

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(517): View more from Michigan

I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors

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(517): I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors http://tfl.nu/omyr

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(954): View more from Florida

my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.

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(954): my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer. http://tfl.nu/ka6k

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious

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Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.

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(952): So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious (781): Oh my god you need to get off of facebook. http://tfl.nu/ws52

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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(651): It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face. http://tfl.nu/y5ia

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(234): View more from Ohio

Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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(234): Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories? http://tfl.nu/bj62

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(226): View more from Ontario

I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.

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The fuck? Where?

(226): View more from Ontario

St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.

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(226): I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy. (613): The fuck? Where? (226): St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this. http://tfl.nu/bh0m

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus

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(267): My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus http://tfl.nu/z4ro

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