Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number

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(347): View more from New York

tell your sister to shave her snatch

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(207): View more from Maine

life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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(940): View more from Texas

we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.

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(323): View more from California

Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.

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(817): View more from Texas

Hey do you remember me?

(903): View more from Texas

You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.

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