This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I want to be your penis for a week.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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