You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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