I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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