shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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