Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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