no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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