I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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