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(647): View more from Ontario

after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me

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(418): View more from Quebec

I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!

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(315): View more from New York

If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.

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(813): View more from Florida

Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!

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