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• (305): View more from Florida

  I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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• (818): View more from California

  I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

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• (631): View more from New York

  I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.

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• (310): View more from California

  But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is that your mom climbing in your window dude

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