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(915): View more from Texas

i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure

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(207): View more from Maine

there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(845): View more from New York

Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.

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(716): View more from New York

I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.

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(925): View more from California

Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...

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(720): View more from Colorado

I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM

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