I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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