Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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