susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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