You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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