yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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