so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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