summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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