She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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