He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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