Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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