WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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